Chapter 2

"The host's genes are far too ordinary!"

The system suddenly blared out a string of voices:

"System functions fully activated. Beast System now running. Newbie task generation in progress. Newbie gift pack generation in progress..."

Xu Bin was a little dumbfounded. "Beast System? What kind of damn name is that?"

"The system receives human data from the internet. Men in front of computers load the most lustful information, so the system has entered Beast System mode."

"Ding... Newbie gift pack, Ultimate Gorgeous Wife Pack, has been delivered. Please check it, host."

"Ding... Newbie task generated. Please check the gift pack and complete it. Each task has corresponding rewards and attribute points."

"Newbie gift pack, open it?"

Xu Bin's mind was already blank. It felt just like playing a game, and he blurted, "Open it."

"Congratulations, host. You have obtained the Ultimate Gorgeous Wife gift pack. Please complete the newbie gift pack task within one week: the climax of the gorgeous wife. Completing the task will grant corresponding rewards. Failing the task will make your dick five centimeters shorter."

"Five centimeters shorter?"

Xu Bin froze. His dick was only about ten centimeters long to begin with, a perfectly average, standard model. If it shrank by five centimeters, wouldn't that leave him with a silkworm chrysalis????

"If there are rewards, there are naturally corresponding punishments. Don't men always swear on this thing?"

"Please complete the task within the allotted time. Hint: punishment and reward are equivalent."

His mind was in total chaos when he suddenly heard a rustling of footsteps beside his ear. Xu Bin weakly opened his eyes and saw nurses and doctors coming around on their rounds.

What was there to check on with a poor man sleeping in the hallway? Xu Bin thought helplessly.

"Honey, let me help you sit up!"

His wife, Yao Nan, still spoke with the same gentle, considerate voice.

Xu Bin subconsciously turned his head, and then he froze. This, this was the newbie gift pack???

The Yao Nan standing in front of him had completely become a different person.

She was no longer the ugly woman he had long since grown tired of, but a beauty with long, elegant hair and a very pretty oval face. Her large eyes blinked with such lively charm that she looked pitiful and endearing at a glance, her small nose was straight and delicate, and her cherry lips were slightly parted, so alluring it was hard to look away.

Suzuki Airi?? Xu Bin's breathing immediately quickened, and he instantly remembered who this face belonged to.

"Because of your sexual desires, the newbie gift pack has been transformed into the gorgeous wife you most want to fuck, based on the woman in your mind."

At once, Xu Bin's mind filled with detailed information. After the transformation, only his eyes saw her like this; in the eyes of everyone else and in her own eyes, she still looked like that ugly woman.

"Honey, what's wrong? Why aren't you talking? Don't scare me."

Seeing Xu Bin frozen in place, his face full of shock as if he had seen a ghost, Yao Nan panicked so badly it looked like she might cry. She quickly reached out to feel his forehead, then called the doctor over.

"It's fine, it's fine. I think I just slept too much."

Xu Bin soothed her.

When he looked back at his wife talking with the doctor, his breathing grew a little ragged. She was wearing an old-fashioned, conservative floral dress, and when she bent over just now, he had actually caught sight of a gorgeously deep cleavage.

And now, looking at her from behind, her hips were perky, rounded, and full, and the feet showing beneath the hem of her dress could only be called exquisitely delicate jade feet.

Her figure was just like Suzuki Airi's too. Not the kind of exaggerated tall body, but a perfect golden ratio, with curves in the front and back. Calling it a devilish body at all would not be an exaggeration.

"The Ultimate Gorgeous Wife is comprehensively transformed according to your desires. To those who know her, her current body will not seem strange, and they also won't think this body shape is particularly good."

That could be a thing? Xu Bin felt so amazed it was almost enough to destroy his worldview.

"System, th-this really won't make anyone think she's a different person...?"

"Her thoughts, mentality, and everything else remain unchanged. Everyone who knows her will still see her as her original self."

If that was the case, why the hell was there even a need for tasks? With his ugly wife suddenly turning into Suzuki Airi, Xu Bin wouldn't even need some damn task. He would throw himself onto her without hesitation and become a lecher on the spot.

The doctor checked her over and said, "There shouldn't be any problem now. Go get discharged."

Yao Nan walked over, still worried. "Honey, how are you feeling? If you're still uncomfortable, should we stay one more day??"

"N-no, it's fine. I feel much better."

Looking at Suzuki Airi's face, Xu Bin felt his whole body fill with strength.

After leaving the hospital, they instinctively headed toward the bus stop. Xu Bin swallowed and reached out to take her hand, fingers lacing tightly together.

Yao Nan let out a soft cry, her face instantly flushing scarlet. She lowered her head and said, "We're an old married couple already. What are you doing?"

"Old married couple and you're still blushing?"

Looking at that beautiful face and her delicate body, Xu Bin couldn't help letting out a lewd, heh-heh laugh.

After they got on the bus, Yao Nan glanced at Xu Bin carefully and said, "Honey, Mom is definitely going to nag again later. Don't talk back, okay?"

"Sigh... I'm used to it. Just treat it like wind in your ears."

As for his gorgeous mother-in-law, Xu Bin could only laugh and cry helplessly. With her shrewish, street-screaming temper, she really was impossible to stand.

Yao Baichuan had a second family outside, and he had placed his first wife in resettlement housing on the outskirts. It was an elevator building, but the neighborhood was only average.

The Yao family's place wasn't large. It was a small duplex with two floors. The first floor held the living room, kitchen, dining room, and Yao Baichuan's master bedroom.

On the second floor were three rooms, one for each of the three sisters. The eldest, Yao Xin, was already married, but she still occupied the master bedroom. The second bedroom was the little sister Yao Le'er's room.

As an exogenous son-in-law, in other words a live-in son-in-law, Xu Bin and his wife Yao Nan were squeezed into the smallest children's room. It was obvious how low their family status was.

Just like Xu Nan's status at home: pitiful, neither big nor small, stuck in the middle, with the elder sister yelling at the younger sister and the younger sister resenting her. Even mother-in-law Shen Ruyu disliked this daughter the most, because she was both ugly and tongue-tied.

"Why the hell are you back so early?"

On the living room sofa, Shen Ruyu was on the phone. At home she wore a plain camisole nightdress, and it was obvious she wasn't wearing a bra. Her chest was squeezed into a deep, especially tempting cleavage.

"No, I wasn't talking about you. It was that kept-by-my-family mooch of mine coming back."

"Okay, okay, good then."

Yao Nan held Xu Bin's hand and, almost out of habit, stood in front of her, not daring to say a word like a child who had done something wrong and was waiting to be scolded.

Only after hanging up did Shen Ruyu size up Xu Bin, whose face still hadn't been cleaned of blood, and sneered, "You're lucky, dogshit luck. Xinhui Real Estate said they won't bother with you on account of the same thing, so they're giving you a week off before you go back to work."

"Mom, I don't want to do that job. I can do other things myself and make more than that."

Xu Bin couldn't help speaking up.

The moment Shen Ruyu heard that, she bristled. She slammed the table and jabbed a finger at Xu Bin's neck, cursing, "You little bastard, you've got some nerve now. You're an unemployed bum with no stable job, and you still dare talk back to me?"

"Mom, calm down. Xiao Bin didn't mean it," Yao Nan said in alarm, hurrying up to stop her.

But it was too late. Shen Ruyu had been provoked and was furious. She strode up and slapped Xu Bin, saying bitterly, "I'm telling you, you good-for-nothing freeloader, don't be shameless just because someone gives you face."

After saying that, she kept on cursing. Yao Nan was so frightened that she quickly hugged her, desperate enough to cry. "Xiao Bin, Xiao Bin, don't make Mom angry anymore."

Xu Bin had been caught off guard by the slap and took a step back. Looking at his mother-in-law raging and cursing, he was stunned.

"Ding... Main quest generated."

"Ding... Main quest: One Family. As a live-in son-in-law, you should take the initiative and let them know what it means to invite the wolf into the house."

In a daze, a computer interface floated up before him, with multiple side quests laid out on it: a full, sexy mother-in-law, a tall and seductive eldest sister-in-law, a baby-faced little sister-in-law with huge tits, and several hidden side quests he couldn't see.

"Please complete the newbie task before starting the..."

Coming back to himself, Shen Ruyu had already been persuaded by her daughter to sit down. Yao Nan's eyes were brimming with tears as she kept apologizing, and Xu Bin looked at his wife's timid, helpless expression.

A vicious and lecherous urge began to surge inside him. He clenched his teeth, then bent down and apologized, "I'm sorry, Mom. I was impulsive just now."